The Missing Banana

Late in the afternoon I realized two cycling gear bags were missing from my car. I found one down the street. The other, well not so simple.

What my neighbors must have thought
seeing my clothes strewn about
A walk to the morning paper
Good Mo'rning underwear!
She must have kicked him out
The end of his line is here
no more craft beer and lattes
no stories of races

This is not right
my stuff was stolen outright.
A neighbor saved my backpack.
I even found my banana.
The rest locked in evidence
can't say I blame them
my dirty laundry is offensive

What am I still missing?
Oh no my 1300 lumen light.
It lights up mountains
and all that's in site.

Will my socks return in pairs?
Will my neighbors understand?

Next time I'll lock my car door
even keep my bike indoors

I'm still missing quite a bit of gear, but tomorrow, I still ride.