The Missing Banana
Late in the afternoon I realized two cycling gear bags were missing from my car. I found one down the street. The other, well not so simple. What my neighbors must have thought seeing my clothes strewn about A walk to the morning paper Good Mo'rning underwear! She must have kicked him out The end of his line is here no more craft beer and lattes no stories of races This is not right my stuff was stolen outright. A neighbor saved my backpack. I even found my banana. The rest locked in evidence can't say I blame them my dirty laundry is offensive What am I still missing? Oh no my 1300 lumen light. It lights up mountains and all that's in site. Will my socks return in pairs? Will my neighbors understand? Next time I'll lock my car door even keep my bike indoors I'm still missing quite a bit of gear, but tomorrow, I still ride.
